The Heathlands Hotel, Ipswich, Suffolk
Reviews Page
The Heathlands Hotel, Ipswich, Suffolk has been reviewed 2 times and has an overall rating of -4 points out of a possible 10, or -40% negative feedback.
| The Heathlands Hotel, Ipswich, Suffolk has Well Below Average Rating | ![]() |
|
| Review Date | Reviewer's Name | Review |
| 29/08/2011 17:36:28 | Regular drinker | ![]() |
| Review hidden, pending approval.[Report for Removal] | Regular drinker Ipswich Suffolk |
|
| 13/04/2010 09:15:24 | Andrew Tulmity | ![]() |
| Heathlands hotel is situated in a nice residential area on a main road a mile outside of Ipswich. This was once a friendly pub but is now full of Nactonites that attract other like minded inbreds. Locals now tend to flock on mass to other pubs in the area. Passers by are welcome, but please expect the same level of unfriendly service from our fat and ugly bar staff. The pub was refurbished in June 2008 on a shoestring budget and can be easily noticed in the winter when the heating doesn’t work. Please also take the time to visit our dysentery infected toilets where the strong ammonia fumes will destroy any sense of smell and taste you have. This will also make your eating experience more pleasurable and also make you forget about the haunting smell of grease from our kitchen. We offer a wide range of food from our 2 for 1 menu that comes in 2 tastes, greasy or cold. We have several different lagers on tap which all taste the same and that also give you the same level of heartburn. Our prices are extremely competitive but then you pay for what you get. We took 2 of the pool tables out and out more seating in so young mothers can bring their fatherless children and enjoy an alcopop or 10. It is open planned over 2 levels, one for the trouble making oiks to flog car radios and illegally copied DVDs and the other is for the many St Clements mental patients that frequent this establishment. We have several screens showing all major football games however, most of them don’t work. The ones that do work have a terrible reception which can only be described as thick snow falling. We also have many quiz machines that our staff love to use when they should be serving at the bar. If you are new to the area, make sure you go passed this pub, walk to the end of Brittania Road, turn left and keep walking down till you see the Brick Makers arms. You will receive a very warm welcome. [Report for Removal] | Andrew Tulmity ipswich suffolk |
|
Add a Review for The Heathlands Hotel, Ipswich, Suffolk
These reviews are the comments of individual visitors to Pubsulike and should not be taken as the views of Pubsulike - publishers of this web site. However if you feel a review should be removed or investigated please let us know by using the [Report for Removal] link.


